This morning, I saw a job ad.
Like all the other job ads,
Like yesterday’s job notification,
Received by email.
Sinking in a bathtub of:
Skills, capabilities, abilities
And the sort
Hard and soft
– What can you do for us?
Personality, emotions
Creativity, uniqueness
Useless.
Praise yourself?
Advertise your skills?
Package your persona, neatly!
Desirable skills:
Teamwork, communication, organization
Leadership, problem-solving
Meeting deadlines, flexibility
Describing aliens
Peeping into neighbors’ houses.
Ups, I got carried away!
Don’t have them? Next!
Mass-production, conveyor-belt
Possible job seeker no. 249.
And while I adore the sound
Of abstract sounding donkey-dust skills
I, myself, am the queen of procrastination.
Here’s to my leadership skills of:
Peeling oranges, cutting potatoes
Collecting postcards, gazing at the stars
Spreading butter on toast, window shopping!
I had a dream last night:
Every newspaper’s headline was:
“The coolest job of the 21st century
Requires…..tadam!
The skill of procrastination!
Welcome to my kingdom!
Fantastic! Made me smile and wish too!
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That’s great. Thanks!
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Wonderful. This is me too!
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Welcome to the world of procrastination!
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Lol.. hilarious fake humans 😅
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Hilarious it is😅..
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Still fighting this habit. 🙂
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I think most of us are. I am pretty sure we’re getting better at it day by day! Hopefully
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I’ll be reblogging this to my sister site “Timeless Wisdoms’ — when I get around to it! 🤣
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Alright, thanks!
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Um, for what? I procrastinated for so long I forgot. Was there something I was supposed to do? I’m not hearing an instant loudspeaker yes, so will assume a slate completely free of promised duties and activities indefinitely into the future unless I hear from you otherwise. Um, no hurry on that…
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For linking with timeless wisdoms, that’s it!
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don’t mind or even listen to much less read me dear — I’m trying to be funny this morning with typically unfunny and what’s more confusing results
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Will do, wanna get a taste of that unfunny humour
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Suckah!!! ☺😄😅🤣
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love the humor of this, good luck with it! Nice to meet you 😎
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Thanks! Glad you liked it! Nice to meet you too!
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you’re most welcome1
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